Man, being a public official really limits what I can post on social media. How am I supposed to shitpost memes now?
This morning at 9:00AM I was officially sworn in and will only respond to "Mr. Selectman." 
Thanks again everybody!
Thanks again everybody!
Hatemail letter #1: "I have socks older than you." "You don't have the experience needed to run a town" I suppose this guys socks do..
Welcome to Templeton politics.
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My personal favorite is this one:
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Templeton is going to get such a revival. Working out a 5 year plan with no more debt, no higher taxes, and no more petty politics.
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Does that mean we are going to sell the Light Company, so we can finally get some revenue out of it ?
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ReplyDeleteGlad my twitter feed is getting the recognition it deserves.
My personal favorite tweet is "So what is the wage gap between all 58 genders?"
Make sure you guys there will be some other good tweets!
Your Selectman,
Cameron Fortes
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ReplyDelete#1: "I have socks older than you." "You don't have the experience needed to run a town" I suppose this guys socks do..
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seems like we have a PIG for a new selectman, and no Dave I'm not Jeff but I do get a paycheck from Templeton. and Dave all you got out of the above post was socks???? The town of Templeton has elected an immature little twerp who disrespects women and people in general.
ReplyDeleteThis is Severely FAKE NEWS this person has no idea who Cameron is or what he stands for.
DeleteI take it your female also!
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My socks wear out to soon due to the steel toe boots i need to wear.
Keep hiding!
Fill us in!
OK, so lets end this controversy...............lol. I was the writer of the "socks" comment and the "lack of experience".
ReplyDeleteI have a pair of socks I had when I was a kid. They are hand made winter socks that I just never liked but wont throw based on who made them.
I want to o know why Cam sat out on interviews for "ethical reasons"
ReplyDeleteAsk him.............. He has posted his email address.
ReplyDeleteI've heard our new select"man" is an Esoteric Pagan. Watch the occult rituals start coming into selectman meetings! Should get him out ASAP.
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Dave thats fine
ReplyDeleteGreat thanks!
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